Post by Buffalo Phil on Jan 8, 2009 18:28:38 GMT -5
This thing is Deliciously Mint.
Basically my father called me up and said he had found this awesome subaru for sale and I needed to take a look at it.
Well, I showed up and it had a few flat tires...so the guy busted out an air hose and started to fill some of the tires up.
No big deal.
We tried to start it up and it started to smoke.
At first I was like.
But then I saw the interior. Fucking MINT. And it is a standard for all you faggots who think the standard transmission is second best only to hot sex with 4 playboy bunnies or wiping your ass with silk - at the same time.
I got in and asked it the heater worked. He said it did.
He didn't tell me it doubled as a smoke machine though, thing must have a cracked heater core or something.
I didn't know what to say to the guy. 240k miles and hasn't had an oil change since 1998. He said either the oil is just a globular mass at the bottom of the oil pan or the oil has the consistency of water and somehow keeps everything lubed up.
I asked about the headgaskets because they are know to go.
Don't worry, he said, there was a second engine tied down in the back.
Fair enough. I get a fucking extra engine block with this. How bad could this be? How many times to you get offered a second engine when buying a car? Fucking. Awesome.
But I was curious to know where the spare tire was.
I was fuckin blown away.
Under the hood, how delicious is that.
I do like the bumper and the rally lights though...they look pretty good.
So...Should I buy it? good deal?? guy wants 4500 for it.
Looks suite to me.
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Basically my father called me up and said he had found this awesome subaru for sale and I needed to take a look at it.
Well, I showed up and it had a few flat tires...so the guy busted out an air hose and started to fill some of the tires up.
No big deal.
We tried to start it up and it started to smoke.
At first I was like.
But then I saw the interior. Fucking MINT. And it is a standard for all you faggots who think the standard transmission is second best only to hot sex with 4 playboy bunnies or wiping your ass with silk - at the same time.
I got in and asked it the heater worked. He said it did.
He didn't tell me it doubled as a smoke machine though, thing must have a cracked heater core or something.
I didn't know what to say to the guy. 240k miles and hasn't had an oil change since 1998. He said either the oil is just a globular mass at the bottom of the oil pan or the oil has the consistency of water and somehow keeps everything lubed up.
I asked about the headgaskets because they are know to go.
Don't worry, he said, there was a second engine tied down in the back.
Fair enough. I get a fucking extra engine block with this. How bad could this be? How many times to you get offered a second engine when buying a car? Fucking. Awesome.
But I was curious to know where the spare tire was.
I was fuckin blown away.
Under the hood, how delicious is that.
I do like the bumper and the rally lights though...they look pretty good.
So...Should I buy it? good deal?? guy wants 4500 for it.
Looks suite to me.
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