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Post by littlelegs13 on Jan 20, 2009 1:40:03 GMT -5
indeed then they decided to fly witht he turtle to china to become communists
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Post by CumminsJeep on Jan 20, 2009 1:40:38 GMT -5
but than i turned around and said o fawk no i hate that place and went back to AMURICA
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Post by littlelegs13 on Jan 20, 2009 1:41:04 GMT -5
and saw john smith canoodliing with pocahontas
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Post by CumminsJeep on Jan 20, 2009 1:41:43 GMT -5
ow owwwwwwww screamed the other indians when john smacked her ass
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Post by littlelegs13 on Jan 20, 2009 1:42:39 GMT -5
then the pilgrims got all jealous and made him wear leopard pants
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Post by CumminsJeep on Jan 20, 2009 1:43:52 GMT -5
and chaps
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Post by littlelegs13 on Jan 20, 2009 1:44:27 GMT -5
then he got all embarassed and told pocahontas he was gay (which helped explain the pants)
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Post by CumminsJeep on Jan 20, 2009 1:45:03 GMT -5
but pocohantas was a lesbian, and didnt like him to begin wiht?
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Post by littlelegs13 on Jan 20, 2009 1:45:42 GMT -5
so it was chill amongst the homies
except when the volcano errupted
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Post by CumminsJeep on Jan 20, 2009 1:47:26 GMT -5
but it was not a volcano!!! it was johns dick after seeing squanto bend over
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Post by littlelegs13 on Jan 20, 2009 1:47:58 GMT -5
and everyone ran to the showers
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Post by CumminsJeep on Jan 20, 2009 1:48:53 GMT -5
to get some of john smith, they fought over who got to drop the soap first
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Post by littlelegs13 on Jan 20, 2009 1:49:35 GMT -5
then phil walked in and claimed the title
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Post by CumminsJeep on Jan 20, 2009 1:51:10 GMT -5
but phil was not gay, he seemed to have gone into the gay indian bathroom and not the straight one, so he quickly went into the womens showers and saw lots of national geographic bewbs
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Post by littlelegs13 on Jan 20, 2009 1:51:51 GMT -5
which ended up being saggy and unattractive so he reconsidered
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