Riot
 
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Post by Riot on Nov 14, 2008 13:33:21 GMT -5
Lord Banhammer had been sending fear through the spines of jeepers everywhere. He explained the there was a single path to leave the island, where even the naxja boys have been trying to get out of to go see their cousins. >.<
Suddenly everyone's jeeps appeared behind them, the catch was, this wasn't your ordinary green trail...
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Post by Bigbike on Nov 14, 2008 13:34:52 GMT -5
Twas a Red. The ownage was coming.
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Post by CumminsJeep on Nov 14, 2008 14:17:04 GMT -5
they all knew they were screwed, but when they woke up the next morning they realized they were really screwed because they discovered banhammer had put pro comp all terrains on all of their rigs. and if they tried to take them off they would explode. so they all decided to.....
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Post by Bigbike on Nov 14, 2008 14:19:43 GMT -5
Drive their rigs into the ocean and watch Desert Metal, destroy the trail ahead.
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Post by CumminsJeep on Nov 14, 2008 14:28:25 GMT -5
but desert metal got a flat, and when he went to grab his spare, he realized ban hammer had changed his spare BFG with a pro comp....desert metal was appalled and refused to put on the spare. so instead he....
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Riot
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Post by Riot on Nov 14, 2008 14:35:39 GMT -5
thought about the days of sniffing crackrock in Naugatuck, in hopes it would give him an idea to escape the wraith of this humdrum island.
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Bucket-O-Karma
Pirate in need of a bigger ship![F4:bucketokarma]
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Post by Bucket-O-Karma on Nov 15, 2008 7:08:20 GMT -5
I thought,"what if Al Gore....
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Pedro
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Post by Pedro on Nov 15, 2008 10:26:38 GMT -5
did not invent the interwebs?
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Riot
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Post by Riot on Nov 15, 2008 10:31:15 GMT -5
..would Lord Banhammer be here to save me? Would I ever drive the jeep of a real man? Why is Riot so cute?" all these things past through my mind as desert metal, on his one procomp, and borrowed license plate tore up the terrain that banhammer had left. Will, Feel bad for the Naxja guys, especially Andy, with the big pink jeep....
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Post by CumminsJeep on Nov 15, 2008 23:00:41 GMT -5
of estrogen...
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Pedro
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Post by Pedro on Nov 16, 2008 13:34:44 GMT -5
and also rainbows of gayness coming out of the tailpipe.
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Post by hippie-metal on Nov 16, 2008 13:39:29 GMT -5
but when desert metal got to the other end of the trail...
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Bucket-O-Karma
Pirate in need of a bigger ship![F4:bucketokarma]
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Post by Bucket-O-Karma on Nov 16, 2008 13:55:22 GMT -5
...there stood the Jim Henson creation that I feared the most;
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Post by CumminsJeep on Nov 16, 2008 17:23:00 GMT -5
it was not jim henson, but the hanson brothers, singing MMMMM BOP
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Riot
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Post by Riot on Nov 17, 2008 9:43:50 GMT -5
So will called Adam and put it on speaker phone...
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